MOHUN BAGAN VS EAST BENGAL

Susmita: - I don’t want to hear, whether he is a “Ghoti” or we are a “Bangaal”, what I want to say is that, we will marry each other. Maybe, my “Arindam” is not a service man, but you must accept that he is one of the best strikers of the “Mohun Bagan” Team. Yes, I agree that, my elder brother “Gajodhar” is also a famous defender of “East Bengal”, and he wants me, to marry to the top class East Bengal Striker “Krishnendu”, because he is a “Bangaal”. Sorry, I cannot accept that. Papa, I am telling you very frankly, if you don’t let me marry with “Arindam”, I will commit suicide. This is as simple as that.

Rambabu: - Ok, Invite your “Arindam” with his family, to our house tomorrow. We will have a detailed discussion, on this issue.

“Arindam” came with his family to meet “Susmita’s” father. “Rambabu” said to Arindam’s father “Rudra Pratap”, “Can’t you control your son, being a “Ghoti”, he is dreaming of a “Bangaal” girl. You know, how much status, we have?” “Rudra Pratap” replied by saying, “You “Bangaal” people are talking about what kind of status. It was we, the “Ghotis”, who gave you food and shelter, when you people were kicked out by the Bangladeshi Muslims. Who taught you people, the game of “Football”, it was we. Don’t forget, we, the “Mohun Bagan” team defeated the British Football team in 1911, bare footed. Today, my son is one of the best strikers of India, and you are unwilling to give marriage of your daughter with him. You are a psycho, boss.”

Rambabu: - Ok, let me make a deal on it. After 1 week, we have the National League Football Final Match between “Mohun Bagan”and “East Bengal”.If “Mohun Bagan” wins that match, then “Susmita” will be your daughter-in-law, otherwise, “Arindam” have to forget my daughter, for the entire lifetime. If you have the guts, then accept this deal.

“Rudra Pratap” accepted the deal. Now, “Gajodhar” with his East Bengal Team Coach “Cheema”, made the entire plan to injure “Arindam” within 15 minutes of the game. Somehow, “Susmita” got the news and informed it to the coach of “Mohun Bagan”, the “Tutu Babu”. “Tutu Babu” now played the trick in the derby match. He kept “Arindam” as the substitute and ordered his players to play in 5-3-2 format in the 1st half. The captain “Bhutia” of Mohun Bagan responded well. In the first half, the entire East Bengal Team tried their level best, but was unable to score a goal. Net result, all the players of East Bengal got exhausted in the 1st half only.

In the 2nd half, within 10 minutes, “Vijayan” was replaced by “Arindam”. Now, “Tutu Babu” entirely changed the strategy. The formation is now 2-3-3-2. It was now a full counter-attacking game. “Cutinoh” of East Bengal scored a goal in the penalty. Only 15 minutes left. “Rambabu” was just getting excited, as he was watching the time. The whole Salt Lake stadium was celebrating, specially the East Bengal gallery. Tears were coming out from the eyes of “Susmita”.

Suddenly, there was a roar from the Mohun Bagan gallery at the 82nd minute. Wow, “Arindam” have scored a goal, what a shot, the goal keeper “Sangram” was totally beaten. Now it was “Green-Maroon” brigade, who was celebrating. “Susmita” saw some ray of hope. She was neither supporting “East Bengal” nor “Mohun Bagan”, but only the team of his beloved “Arindam”. She was shouting and roaring for the “Ghotis”. My goodness! may be this is known as the “True Love”. Five minutes before the match, “Gajodhar” just kicked “Arindam” at the back. “Arindam” fell down and was severely injured and taken to the hospital. “Gajodhar” saw the “RED CARD”. But, luck favored the “Ghotis”. They got a penalty. “Gajodhar” had no other alternative, rather than to foul “Arindam”, otherwise he would have scored the goal, because the goal-keeper was entirely beaten in the wrong direction. Well, the Captain “Bhutia” took the penalty and scored the goal to win the final match by 2-1. Wow, what a fabulous win it was? Indeed for “Susmita” and “Arindam”.

Susmita: - “Arindam”, I told you naah, “True Love” cannot be defeated. This football match has proved that.

SARASWATI PUJA

Nilima: - Hello!, “Sujay”, are you still sleeping? Come on, wake up, today we have to go to the school for giving “Puspanjali”, in the “Saraswati Puja”.

Sujay: - off ho!, you people go there. I am feeling sleepy.

Nilima: - Either you come here, or else I will complain to aunty, about you. I will not do your homework anymore.

Sujay: - Ok, babah, you stupid girl! I am coming. Also tell “Arindam”, to be present there. You need to disturb his ‘sleep’ also.

Around 8 AM, “Arindam”, Sujay” and “Nilima” reached the “Patha Bhavan” school. As usual, they were standing in a line to give “Puspanjali”.

Nilima: - Well Sujay, meet my childhood friend, “Rita”. She studies in Loreto Convent School. She came here to give the puspanjali. Rita, this is my lazy and naughty friend Sujay.

Sujay: - wow, Rita, you are really looking good in this yellow sari. We have completed giving the puspanjali, so come with me at the canteen; we will have some gala adda session.

Rita: - You are an idiot. You also go in the same tuition of “Madhav Sir”, for Maths classes, every Wednesday evening, but you have never even looked at me. Ok, come, let us have some private discussions at that canteen bench.

Both Rita and Sujay, ended the day with their private gossiping sessions. The day of “Saraswati Puja” ended well. After 1 week, Sujay called both Nilima and Arindam at Elliott Park, to resolve a huge problem that he is facing. Three people started their discussions. “Arindam” asked, “What happened boss, you called us.”

Sujay: - what kind of a disgusting girl is this “Rita”? She has now declared publicly, that I am her boyfriend, whereas she told me on that day, that she has a boyfriend. Now, Nilima, I am telling you, she will be in big trouble, if she does this type of publicity.

Nilima: - Wait, Sujay, the fault is yours. Why have you flirted with her, on that day?

Arindam: - O accha, our Sujay became Shahrukh Khan on that day. Kya baath hai yaar… Drinking water, sinking sinking… ha ha ha…

Nilima: - Sujay told her that if she would not had a boyfriend, then he would have become her boyfriend. He also told her that he has never seen such a beautiful girl in his entire life. You idiot, Sujay, do you know that, she is having infatuation on you, since last 6 months. She always kept on staring at you in the tuition classes, whereas, you are such a bookworm and mathematics lover, and that you have not seen her there. She is not having any boyfriend. After hearing, that she loves you; I made the plan to introduce her to you, at the Saraswati Puja.

Sujay: - But, I was just doing the time-pass, you know, I was just flirting. It was just a gossiping session, with a friend, that’s all.

Rita: - Hello Sujay, I am also here. I was listening to you from behind this tree. Girls have tolerated enough of your flirting; now it is time for you to get a punishment from me. You have to remain in the prison of my heart as a lover, for the whole life.

Arindam: - Ha ha ha!, I will never forget this “Saraswati Puja”,as it is a “Valentine’s Day” for lovers in Kolkata.

ACID - EFFECT

“Are you going to refund us the deposit money or not”, asked “Sanjay” to their landlord. The landlord “Sai Krishna” said that, “I have not taken any deposit money from you, before providing this house as rent.” The three people “Sanjay”, “Manojit” and “Vikram” became furious.

Manojit said, “What you are doing is wrong. We want to leave this house and shift to other flats. You have not repaired that house; it has no ventilators and windows. In this extreme hot season in Hyderabad, we want to shift to some other house. But, now you are saying, you will not refund the deposit money.”

Vikram threatened, “yeh bahut bhaari parega aapko”.

Sai Krishna: - Ei, you North Indians, you people are threatening me. This is our Hyderabad. Either you stay in that house, or you leave the house, but I will not refund you the deposit money. What proof do you have that, you have given me the money.

After one week, someone threw acid on the face of “Lakshmi”, the daughter of “Sai Krishna”. “Arindam”, the local police Inspector cum the school friend of “Lakshmi” started the investigation. He went to meet “Lakshmi” in the hospital.

Arindam: - Can you recognize those culprits? Just tell us. Those criminals need severe punishment.

Lakshmi: - I have not seen anyone, as they came in a motor bike and threw the acid.

Arindam: - Boss, don’t tell lie. This proves that the criminal is from your friend or family circle only.

Lakshmi: - Can I talk to you later, after 1 week. I will tell you everything, but first let me have my plastic surgery operation.

After 1 week, “Lakshmi” told “Arindam” to meet at the “Balaji” temple. “Arindam” went there and saw “Lakshmi” with 3 other persons.

Lakshmi: - Hello, “Arindam”, meet my husband “Manojit”. We got married, just now, in the temple.

Arindam: - So, you people threw the acid on her face. How brutal you people are?

Lakshmi: - Please don’t scold them. My father is the main culprit. He betrayed with them with the deposit money and also wanted me to get married with his friend’s son “Venkat”. I agreed to that marriage proposal, as I am just a simple traditional girl. But, after my accident, “Venkat” rejected the marriage proposal.

Arindam: - So, you 3 people, have you got your money back?

Vikram: - Ha Ha Ha!, that money has been used by “Sai Krishna” to do plastic surgery of “Lakshmi”.

Arindam: - See the fun, what you have got by throwing the acid on this poor girl.

Manojit: - at least, we have helped our friend to get his lover as his wife.

Lakshmi: - Yes, Arindam, I tolerated the “Acid-effect”, because I love “Manojit”, and I don’t want to see him as a criminal. Actually, he got mad, when he heard that I cannot marry her, due to my father’s decision and to add fuel to the fire, the betrayal of deposit money was enough for Vikram and Sanjay, to take this criminal action.

Manojit: - I apologize for what we have done. You can arrest us, for that criminal offence.

Arindam: - Nah babah naah!!!, actually I loved this love story “Acid-Effect”. Just enjoy your married life and if you people want any flats, I will arrange that, please don’t worry. Come to “Jubilee Hills” tomorrow. Good Bye.

WELCOME TO HEAVEN

“What are you saying, that girl “Riya” is a Muslim girl. Her full name is “Riya Hussain”.Oh! My god, she is now pregnant also. If our party people get this information, then you will be killed boss, I am 100% sure about that.” said “Mona”, the party colleague of “Arindam”.

Arindam said, “What can I do in this case, I hardly knew it, as she has rightly fooled me by saying that her name is “Riya Aggarwal”. She knew it very well that I am a conservative and communal person. She fooled me to get my love. But, now her community people are forcing me to marry her, as I have committed a sin. Now, if I marry her, my party people will kill both of us.”

Mona: - I also love you, dear. I sacrificed because I thought, you love Riya, so much, and she is a Hindu girl. But, now, when I am finding that she is a Muslim, then there is no mercy. Tell her to go for abortion.

Arindam: - I know her very well. She will not do that at any cost, and I also don’t want her to do that. Maybe, she is a Muslim, but I also love her.

Mona: - Then both of you just go to heaven and do your romance, because our party people will kill you and your Riya. And now, it is a dangerous situation in Gujarat. At the time of riots, you are committing these sins. Now, I don’t know who is going to save you people.But, “Mona” had some other plans. She is not ready to see the death of her lover. “Nagraj”, the party leader came to know about these things. But, “Arindam” was a good party worker. He cannot be killed.

Rather, they killed “Riya” and the media confirmed that she died in the riots.“Arindam” cried a lot, but was helpless. He had no clue, what game “Mona” and “Nagraj” had played in the back-end. Now, the party people consoled “Arindam” and suggested him to marry “Mona”. On a special day, both of them got married.

Nagraj: - I congratulate you both, for your marriage. Wish you both a very happy married life. Just enjoy the life.Mona: - Thanks Nagraj bhai, I am grateful to you and your party. Thanks a lot.After 8 months, “Arindam” got a job in “Satyam Computers”. Everyone was very happy. But the office of this company was in “Hyderabad” only.

Arindam: - I have to join the company tomorrow. Today, evening, I have to catch the flight. Nagraj, please take care of your sister. I will come back after 1 month again, because during the delivery time, I need to be present here.

Nagraj: - Don’t worry, we will take care of her. But, what happened to that Ghost problem? Since 9 months, Mona is constantly getting attacks from a ghost, as per her statement. Already 5 tantriks have tried a lot, but they are yet to find out any clue of that ghost.

Arindam: - Uff, all these are bullshits. In 21st century, you people still believe in those ghosts and tantriks. India will never prosper due to you such people. I don’t know, maybe, my “Mona” is suffering from some mental disorder. After she becomes a mother, I will take her to an expert psychiatrist.After 1 month, “Arindam” started his journey towards Gandhinagar, from Hyderabad. He boarded the plane at 9 PM. At 9.30 PM, the plane crashed in Madhya Pradesh and “Arindam” was spot dead. After 2 days, at 9.30 PM, “Mona” gave birth to a dead girl child. “Mona” was just shocked at this dilemma. She was sent to the jail of a reputed mental hospital.

The party leader “Nagraj” took care of her sister’s medical treatment expenses.When the soul of “Arindam” opened his eyes, he found “Riya” standing in front of her.

Riya: - I could have killed your “Mona” long time back, but I wanted her to feel, how it pains, when you cannot become a mother, despite keeping it for 9 months. “Welcome to Heaven”, my dear, here there is no distinction of caste, creed and religion, as everyone is ghost here. Now, forget that bloody selfish world. We will have our romance in heaven, my dear “Arindam”.“Arindam” just hugged “Riya”, and was unable to say anything. Only tears were automatically coming out of his eyes. Maybe, really it was a “Welcome to Heaven” for his heart also.