Wednesday, December 9, 2009

McDonald's MANIA

Nilima: - Why you always avoid to eat in this McDonald’s outlet, I really don’t understand. Don’t worry about the money, I have the money. Come on, let’s go inside.

Arindam: - The problem is not about the money, dear. This is the first McDonald’s outlet in this city, which opened two months ago. Once, I came here with my friends here to enjoy burgers. That day was just the previous day of our College Union elections. Some students of our rival union also came here to eat. As usual, someone passed comments on the other. Later, that comment turned into a war of slang languages. Then, ultimately, a fighting took place. None of us was injured, as it was a very funny fighting. They were throwing plastic sauce bottles at us. We threw the trays at them. As a net result, the big glass of that restaurant at one corner broke. The restaurant manager complained to our college principal and to the nearest Police Station. The Principal warned that next time if I enter this restaurant, then the manager would have the full right to take any action on me. The manager already lodged an FIR on our name. Later, our Principal handled that case, because after all, we were the students of his college only.

Nilima: - Dhaath, you and your college union. All are just bullshits. Now, is it my fault? I have never visited this McDonald restaurant of Park Street. All my friends, who are studying in Bangalore, always tell me about the foods of McDonald. I think that I have to come with my Lady Brabourne college friends only, to eat here. You, the students of St.Xaviers are just hooligans, uuh. You boys always fight like street dogs only.

Arindam: - For your kind information, Nilima, let me tell you that someone has rightly said that dogs are more faithful than wife.

Nilima: - Toh phir ek kuttiya se shaadi kar lo, idiot kahi ka…Come on, let us then go inside the KFC restaurant.

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Gauri: - Hey Arindam, what happened? You are so quiet. Are you not liking the ambience of this McDonald’s outlet inside this Prasads Multiplex?

Arindam: - No, no, nothing like that. Actually, I was becoming nostalgic about the McDonald’s outlet of Kolkata. My ex-girlfriend was fond of eating cheese burgers; she always used to visit that restaurant with her college friends.

Soumitra: - By the way, Arindam, you told me about your girlfriend earlier also. Her name is Nilima Roy, right? Is she tall and have spectacles in her eyes? Is she a Economics student of Lady Brabourne college and later she did her MBA in International Business from Amity University?

Arindam: - My goodness, yeah, you are right, but how do you know all these things? Do you know her?

Gauri: - Ha ha ha, last month only, she joined our bank as an analyst. I introduced her to Soumitra, when we went to watch the film ‘2012’, together.

Soumitra: - Wow, if I am not wrong, Nilima is here in this restaurant only, with a boy. Maybe, she is with her boyfriend here. Just turn back Arindam; you can see her on that second last table in that left corner.

Gauri: - No, no, he is Vikram. I know him. He has a girlfriend. There is she, standing in the queue. She is Reema. Reema is a very good friend of Nilima. They both work in the same department in our bank. I work in different department. Wait, let me call Nilima here. Hi, Nilima, can you please come here?

Nilima: - Oh!, Hi, how are you, Gauri. You never told me that you also visit this McDonald’s outlet. Oho, Soumitra, you are also here. It is so nice to see you people here.

Soumitra: - Hey, Nilima, let me introduce you to my school friend. He is Arindam.

Nilima: - Well, I don’t like to get introduced to bad strangers.

Arindam: - Strangers? What do you mean by that?

Nilima: - Please don’t shout, Arindam. I don’t want to talk to you at all.

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Gauri: - Ei, Soumitra, let these love birds fight with each other. After all, they still love each other, despite having a break-up 2.5 years back. Let us go now.

Hotel Manager: - Who are these two people? Tell them to go and quarrel inside their house.

Soumitra: - sssh…Manager saab, their love story is full of “McDonald’s MANIA”, please don’t disturb them.

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